Gino+Ballán

by Gino Ballán
 * The Killers**

On May 8th, 2007 at 6 o’clock, these two killers, Fifi and Eddie, were at Edward VII’s house. He was giving a conference. When the two robbers went in, they threw grenades, 12 dynamites, 8 mines, 3 bazooka shots and 15 Molotov bombs.

As you can imagine that was heard as a little …

B O O M !!! M Then, they went in and saw blood, heads without eyes, more blood, arms… For them, it was happiness and laughter.

Next, they went to the White House in the USA. What happened to the president wasn’t very different, only that they tried to choke him with a rope.

But his secretary, Condoleezza Rice, called the SWAT. They came in a blink, but the criminals had escaped in a motorcycle. The police started shooting but not at them, they shot at the wheels provoking a puncture. The robbers started to run but a group of strikers blocked their way and stopped them. The police came and arrested them.

If you see a bald, red guy, without 6 teeth, with a beard and a moustache, with a scar on one cheek, smoking cigar and wearing a hat, please take him to the police.

If you see a black woman with orange lips, black hair, two earrings, a mole on one lip and a piercing in the nose, do the same.

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