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The Tiny Pea By Lucas Abriata

Once upon a time in a little tiny village there lived a tinny tiny pea. That pea lived in a royal castle. One day she fell from the bag that was holding her and she got lost. It was a very tiny, lonely life, but she was happy because now she would see the prince in the ballroom. One day, the little pea felt a //tac-tac-tac// and so she shouted: - WHO’S OVER THERE?!

No one answered so she asked the same question again. Another pea, a giant one, appeared and they started playing. The giant pea said: - Don’t be scared. I’m your savior. The little pea, who had been lonely for years, was now happy… not just happy, she was happier than ever! But then she started feeling worried and more worried until she asked: - What’s wrong? Why are you my savior? - Because today at night, when the royal dance is on, a carrot… a terrorist carrot, will put vomiting gas in lots of places inside the ballroom. He has put hoses in the stairs that will suck your clothes. That means that we may die if we are at the stairs or in the ballroom when this happens.

That night, the pea could see how all the guests were going, one by one, inside the palace. Everyone was there, from Charles Chaplin to Charles Brown with his dog Snoopy. Even the ghost of Jimmie Hendrix was there. The ghost of Canterville was sitting at a table, alone.

Suddenly, the Bee Gees started singing and a disco atmosphere, stronger and bigger than in the 70’s, started to appear. The big pea was trying to stop the terrorist carrot while the little pea was looking how the atmosphere began to shift in this order: the 70s, ‘80s, ‘90s and then the 30s, 40s, 50s and the circle went back over and over again. But when YMCA was being played, people started puking and a huge wave of slime and vomit covered the little pea.

The last thing she remembered was seeing a woman wearing glass shoes running away at 12 o’clock. She could see that one of the glass slippers of this woman had been taken away due to the air draft on the stair case.

The shoe had the word //Cinderella// written on the sole.

By Carla Yañez and Camila Secco
 * My Angel
 * My Angel

Once upon a time a queen and a king had a little baby princes. On her 6th birthday, her mother became ill and four days later, the queen died. That day, Natalia, the princess, felt alone and sad so she went to look for her mother’s spirit.

First, she went to the city, then to the sea and finally, she went to the forest. She was looking for her mother when she heard a noise. Natalia began to run but she tripped over with a branch and fell to the ground. When she stood up, the girl saw a face through the mist. - How are you? - asked Natalia – are you good? - I’m an angel, but I don’t like to dress up as all the angels do. - But are you good? – Natalia repeated. - Yes, I am. I love to laugh and play.

The angel’s name was Angelica but her friends called her Angie. She was always dressed like a ROCK STAR. Natalia asked Angelica if she could see her mother. Angie explained to Natalia that it was a little bit difficult but that she was going to try. Angie took Natty inside a magical tree; Natty started to hear her mother’s voice so she shouted: - Where are you? Where are you? - Don’t shout! – said Angie. - Why? - Because the bad spirits can hear you and they may try to kill you! - said Angie. - OK, OK, but I want to see my mother!

They went through a long tunnel and then they saw a very bright white light. Next to the light, there were different tombs. They looked for the one belonging to Natalia’s mother. When they found it, Natty gave the angel her best bracelet so that she could talk to her mother’s spirit. Immediately, the queen’s spirit came out of the grave and kissed Natty. After a while, God came and told the girls that they had to leave. They both went out of the magical tree. Natalia thanked Angie and the angel disappeared.

The little princess went back home. Time went by and she grew up. When she was 32 years old, her father died and Natty went to look for the angel again.** The Pigs wee wee

By Gino Ballán

//(Introductory rapp song)//

//In a very little house// //One was silly// //And the other was smart!// //One said “wee!” and the other said “Ouch!”//
 * //They were two pigs,//

Once upon a time there were two pigs. They lived in a little house, but their plot yard was very BIG. They thought and thought until they decided to demolish the house. They did it with dynamite that they had bought in a warehouse.

Next, they cleared up the mess and went to buy the materials to build their new houses. The smart pig bought concrete, stones, wood, nails and //Poxipol//, to secure the nails. The other pig, the silly one, went to a stationary shop to buy crêpe paper. One pig wasted one hundred pounds in the materials while the other wasted one million pounds to make piles and piles of crêpe paper.

After that, they went back to their yard. They built and built and built until they finished the two houses. No one suspected that the worst was about to happen…

Suddenly, it appeared a carnivore cow that wanted stew of little pig steaks with grated cheese, chimichurri and some pepper!! Both pigs hid in their houses; they were very SCARED.

The cow went to the silly pig’s house. She got a bulldozer and threw the house off a cliff. The pig could escape. He ran to his brother’s house and shouted: - Wee! Help me! The cow is going to eat me! Wee! Wee! - OK, wee, but hurry up! – answered the big brother and let the silly pig go in.

Then, they went to the basement where they had an axe to cut off the cow’s head to turn it into lots of steaks. They made a catapult with some logs and ropes. They threw the axe and…

B I N G O !

They cut off the cow’s head and lived happy forever.**



Once, time ago, a family lived in a mansion. The boy was called Jaime, the girl, Pipa, the father was Pepe and the mother’s name was Mole. The mansion was in a very big forest.
 * Pipa and Jaime**
 * By Mateo Caño**

One day, the children went out to explore the wood. After walking for 2 hours, they found a river. There was a fallen log across it so Jaime and Pipa decided to walk on the log to go to the other side of the river. Once there, they saw, in the distance, a big house made of junk food. - We HAVE to go to that house to eat!! They walked for a while. When they arrived to the house, they knocked on the door, which was made of pizza. A witch opened the door and said in a bad voice: - What do you want? - We want to eat junk food – answered the children as they peeped inside the house. - You can’t come into my house because I don’t want you to – shouted the witch, so the children went away.

But they didn’t go far. They hid behind a tree. They were going to go inside the house when the witch went away. So they waited… An hour later, the witch went out and the children ran into the house. They came in through an open window, locked the front door and took the key. Then, they started eating junk food.

After a while, they heard noises in the chimney. It was the witch climbing down!! When she finally got into her house and saw the children, she exclaimed: - What are you two doing in my house? - Nothing! We wanted to eat! The witch grabbed the children and locked them up in a room. But then, a good chipmunk appeared, unlocked the door and the children could escape. They wanted to give the bad witch a lesson, so they searched for something… they finally found a magic pistol inside a wardrobe. They silently went to the kitchen; the witch was boiling some water to prepare a soup to eat them up. The children shot the pistol and the witch turned into a green frog.

By Marina Tau Anzoátegui
 * Little Red Riding Hood

Once upon a time a little red girl went to the forest to look for her dog PUFFITY that had escaped from home. She saw him running into a house so she started chasing him. In that moment, a wolf stuck his foot out and made the little red girl trip over. Then he said: - Sorry, but my intention was to stop you to tell you that your dog has gone away. The girl didn’t pay attention to the wolf and kept on running. At nine o’clock at night, her mother went out to look for the girl because it was time to eat. Little Red Riding Hood went back home. That night, her dog turned into a monster and ate the girl’s mother!! The next morning, PUFFITY became a real dog again. The red girl couldn’t find her mom, but she found her dog beside her bed. It had a very big stomachache so she took him to the magical veterinary that was far away. The magic vet was very tall, so tall that Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t see his face. Well, he opened PUFFITY’s mouth and took out first, a hand, and then, the rest of the mom’s body. Using his magic, he cured the dog and the mom and they could live happily for ever!!!**

By Catalina Celleri
 * Cinderella

Once upon a time in Africa, there was a very ugly girl called Cinderella. She had two beautiful sisters. Cinderella was jealous of her sisters because they were twins and very pretty.

One day, they were all invited to a party in the palace. Cinderella accepted to go. As she didn’t have anything elegant to wear for the occasion, she dressed up as a punk. When she started her Ferrari, it didn’t work. She saw two rhinoceros running around so she tied them up to the Ferrari. The animals pulled and she went to the party.

The prince had an ugly, ugly brother. Cinderella fell in love with him. At twelve o’clock, she had to go because she had tickets to watch //Ratatouille// with a friend. As she left in a hurry because it was late, her wig fell down. The ugly prince caught it and ran after Cinderella.

When he found her, he asked her to marry him. After some time, so they did and they had two kids. One was a girl and the other was a boy.**

Little Black Riding Hood

By Martina Gilio and Lucía Bruzzone

Once upon a time there was a girl called Black. She always wore a black cloak and wherever she went, she used her skate board. One day, her parents asked her to take to her uncle’s house some fried tarts and some mate for him. Black rode on her skate board. When there was one kilometer left to get there, a big pig appeared wearing a bikini and said: - Give me all those fried tarts and the mate! - Never ever!! – said Black and started going on her skate board to her uncle’s house. The big pig started chasing her. When she was in front of his door, the big pig caught her and went into the house. - Now I am going to have the fried tarts and the mate all for me!! Ha! Ha! Ha! He! He! He! Hi! Hi! Ho! Hu! – laughed the pig. But then, suddenly, someone started hitting him. It was the uncle!! The pig fell to the floor and Black asked her uncle in surprise: - Where did you learn that?! - I was the biggest and best boxer in the world when I was younger! - said the uncle. Then they took the pig out and the uncle told Black all the story of his time as a boxer. Little Black Riding Hood

By Paul De Lavallaz

- Can you give me those cookies, please? - No!- answered Little Black Riding Hood – they are for my dog that lives in a kennel on the other side of the mountain. - Well- said the wolf – can I go with you? - No! Don’t bother, stupid wolf! - Well, I’ll be no longer polite…GIVE ME THE COOKIES!!! - Or what?! - Or… I’ll throw you my doll! – shouted the wolf. - Throw me your doll and I’ll throw you my cookies! - Throw me the cookies and I’ll eat them! - Well, stop bothering, silly wolf! – cried Little Black Riding Hood. - Silly your dog! - MY dog? My dog can kill you! – replied the girl. - And my Barbie can kill your horrible stupid dog! Then, Black Riding Hood went away because she couldn’t stand the wolf any longer. When she got to her dog’s kennel, she gave him the cookies. The dog said: - I don’t like strawberry cookies. - WHAT?!! I crossed the entire mountain and you tell me you don’t like strawberry cookies?!... Well, die, stupid dog. The wolf was right. You are very silly!! – said the girl. After that, Little Black Riding Hood went down the mountain and found the wolf with five Barbies and three pink skipping ropes. When he saw the girl, he pinched her on her arm and Little Black Riding Hood got onto her motorcycle and went back home.** Cinderella
 * One day Little Black Riding Hood started preparing lovely strawberry cookies. Once they were ready, she went outside and sat on her giant black motorcycle. Then she accelerated up to 210 km/h. when suddenly, the wolf appeared riding his pink bike and said:

By Azul Lozada and Milagros Echevarría

Once upon a time there was a girl called Cinderella. She lived with her evil step-mother and the two step-brothers. One was a boy and the other was a girl. The brother’s name was Mark. Mark was in love with Cinderella. Once, the step-mother discovered that Mark was sending postcards to Cinderella, so she didn’t let him talk to her anymore. Cinderella’s step-sister was called Mary, and she hated Cinderella and made her life miserable.

One day, they learned that the king was giving a party. The step-mother invited Cinderella to the ball because she wanted to se her fail, as Cinderella didn’t know how to dance. Cinderella accepted because she didn’t know that she would have to dance at the party.

The next day, Cinderella went to the river as usual, to wash the clothes. When she came back, she found a beautiful dress in her room. On the dress, there was a card saying: “FROM MARK”. She was very happy!

The day of the party, Cinderella dressed up and went downstairs. - How did you get that dress?! – asked her step-mother. - I made it myself – Cinderella said nervously, because she was lying. - You didn’t have enough time to make it. You liar! You stole it! Give me that dress and go to put something yours! – shouted the evil step-mother.

Cinderella went to her bedroom. She put on her best jeans, a sweat-shirt and trainers. Then, they all went together to the party.

When she came into the palace, she felt ridiculous because all the girls were wearing elegant dresses. When everybody started dancing, she went out and accidentally bumped into the prince. When he saw Cinderella, he fell in love with her. - Why aren’t you dancing? – he asked. - Because I don’t know how to dance. - What a coincidence! I don’t know how to dance either. Cinderella’s cell-phone rang and so she said: - Well, bye! My step-mother is calling me inside. I have to go. - Wait! Wait! – shouted the prince – What is your name? But it was too late. Cinderella was already gone.

The following day, the prince found a bracelet which said “CINDERELLA”. He went to the city and looked for the woman with that name. When he finally found her, he asked her if she wanted to marry him. Cinderella …said YES! And they lived happily for ever!**

Little Black Riding Hood

By Julieta Arroyo – The taxi went to fetch her and in the middle of the way the car got stuck because of the snow, so Shakira had to continue her trip to her uncle’s house on foot. When she was one kilometer from her uncle’s house, a wolf wearing a pink hat with pompons asked her where she was going. Once she answered him, the wolf ran to the house of Shakira’s uncle. When the wolf found the house, he went in and dressed up like Shakira’s uncle and locked the man up in a wardrobe, tied up and with an apple in his mouth so that he couldn’t talk. When Shakira arrived, she knocked at the door and the wolf opened. Shakira didn’t notice any difference because the wolf was looking very similar to her uncle. When they started recording the CD, the wolf couldn’t sing very well so Shakira realized that THAT was not her uncle!!! She looked into the closet, helped her uncle and used their cell-phone to call Shrek, the donkey and puss in boots for help. They killed the wolf. Finally, they recorded the CD which was a hit, and they lived happily ever after.**
 * Once upon a time there was a girl called Shakira. She was eleven years old. One day, her mother told her that her uncle was recording a CD and he needed Shakira’s help. The girl prepared her things to go but the problem was that she was a little bit poor. That day it was snowing and she didn’t have warm clothes so she had to cal a taxi.


 * The three little pigs**
 * By Francisco Barberis**

Once upon a time 3 pigs left their mother’s house in a Ferrari. Far, far away, the Ferrari broke down and the three pigs stayed in the middle of the road. After a while, they decided to walk to the beach. The three pigs wanted to make their homes but they wanted to make them in different places. The first pig wanted to build it on the coast. The other, wanted to make it in the middle of the beach and the last pig wanted it very far away from the water. Next, each pig got down to work. The first, made his house of sand. The other, with wet sand and the last pig made it with rocks. The three pigs were living very happily until one night a giant clam spat water on the sand house. The pig that was inside ran to the wet sand house. The clam followed him and spat on that house too, destroying it completely. The two pigs ran to the rock house. The clam spat water on it, too, but she couldn’t destroy it, so it went away. Finally, the pigs ran after the clam, caught it, cooked it and ate it for dinner!!

By Juan Manuel Boos
 * Two and a Half pigs

Once upon a time two and a half pigs were walking in the city. Immediately a gigantic hippopotamus appeared in front of them. They ran into their houses. The first pig had a little black rock house. The second pig had a little orange house made of concrete. Half- pig had an enormous house, but made of sand. The hippopotamus tried to break the first house. He tried to do it with a very big hammer, but nothing happened. Then, he tried with a bazooka and… nothing. Finally, he used 10 grenades and the house exploded…

The poor pig went flying as far as Australia after the explosion! Next, the Hippo went to the second house. He jumped from a fifth floor and landed on the second pig’s house. Because of his weight, he broke the bricks and the pig died smashed.

After this, the hippo went to destroy the last house… To do this, he jumped from a plane on top of the sand house and ….

A cloud of sand blew in the air. When the cloud cleared, the hippopotamus wasn’t there any more, but if you saw to your left, you could see him running in pain because there was a secret about the house: It was really made of a diamond (the hardest stone) and covered with sand.** Back
 * This is me i know it is me because i can see it is me!!